Friends advised me to go to an erotic massage parlor, giving him the best recommendations along the way. Naturally, I wanted to learn more about this establishment. Well, Google immediately gave the coveted address: Kyiv, Bul-r Shevchenko 5. Having typed it in the browser, I was pleasantly surprised by both the beautiful girls and the very democratic prices. An hour-long erotic massage offered by the erotic massage parlor King is 1500 hryvnia. Which, translated at the current exchange rate, is less than one and a half thousand rubles! Heh, with such money they won’t even let you in the door. And here they also treat you to champagne. And a 10% discount if you come before noon. In a word, practically communism.

In general, the choice was made and at the appointed hour I went. It turned out that the parlor is on the first floor of a large apartment building. But, thanks to the noticeable sign, I didn’t have to look for it for long. A polite administrator met me and introduced me to the girls, of whom I liked Marina the most. I read only positive reviews about her on the website, but the reality exceeded all expectations. Beautiful big eyes, long legs and, of course, golden hands. And also sociable. Well, I think there is no need to describe the rest of the details. I'll tell you about something else...

INTERIOR

Let's just say it surpasses many domestic analogues. Honestly, I didn't expect it. Pleasant to the touch linen, flowing materials, magnificent curtains, large mirrors, soft subdued lighting and... quiet pleasant music. Everything is done so that you can rest and relax here.

AS AN EPILOGUE

Having returned home and told my friends about the wonderful Victoria salon, I encountered some misunderstanding. Some asked: "Why did you go there? Is there really a shortage of women with, so to speak, low social responsibility in Kyiv? No. I think there are as many there as everywhere else.

It's just that erotic massage has its undeniable advantages:

• Firstly, in addition to everything else, it's also a massage. That is, the procedure is definitely good for your health.
• Secondly, due to the lack of direct contact, there is a 100% guarantee that you won't bring home some nasty stuff.
• Thirdly, it's not cheating. So your conscience remains clear. Well, almost.
• Fourthly, there is no danger of running into any kind of crime. For example, that they'll slip you clonidine and rob you.

In short, Kiev women, wait. I'll come to you again...